This has to be one of the coolest things I’ve seen in a while.  Who knew SCUBA divers were so aggressive.  Maybe it’s because they’re out of their natural habitat.

When the Google camera car passed they must have gotten really agitated.

They seem to be making a pretty good pace… for wearing flippers.

If you’d like to see for yourself follow the linky, or do a Google maps search for “rugdeveien 39 bergen”.  I’m sure glad we don’t have this type of vicious wildlife in the states…  Beware the Norwegian Moose bites next, they can be nasty.

Verily, it tied the room together.

And there we have the Big Lebowski with one of his most famous lines.

[linky]

http://xkcd.com/695/

It works soooo hard too.

I was sent this link and I have to say it’s one of the funniest things I’ve seen on the internet in a while.  Imagine you’re asleep and yet you speak coherently.  Your wife records you and puts the results on the Internet.  Recipe for hilarity.  To understand how this guy’s mind works would be very interesting, to have such vivid dreams and then speak out loud.  I wonder if he has conversations while he’s sleeping?  Here are a few of his quotes that I thought were excellent and need to add to my repertoire:

"You can stop clapping now if you want. Really. You'll need your energy for cheering me later. Shhhhhhhh. shhhhhhhh."

"Don't... Don't put the noodles and the dumplings together in the boat. They'll fight! The noodles are bullies. Poor dumplings."

"I'd rather peel off my skin and bathe my weeping raw flesh in a bath of vinegar than spend any time with you. But that's just my opinion. Don't take it personally."

"You can't be a pirate if you haven't got a beard. I said so. MY boat, MY rules."

"Hey, don't... don't say anything. Why don't you put it in an email, then I can ignore it at my pleasure."

"Peeing standing up rules!"

"WHHOOOoooooooooooo... falling down.............. plop."

"Look out! Marshmallows!"

http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=9629732

heh…. linky.

Sounders Goalkeeper Kasey Keller.

A more elegant keeper for a more civilized age.

heh.

In fact that deserves a resounding second heh.

Spaniards Can’t Count

Here they are scheduling an entire season of celebrations, culminating in a international friendly between Spain and Argentina and it is actually the 96th year for the Spanish Football Association.

Well done Spain, well done.

Watch this video.  Andrew Klavan just dismantles Barak as a faux intellectual and historically naive. 

Barack Obama, Talking Crap

Completely stolen from Innocent Bystanders: http://michaelscomments.wordpress.com/2009/06/12/how-to-protest-obamas-stimulus-plan-ii/

But stealing cool ideas is the way I roll.

No I don’t know how I got there.

I especially like the japanese guy’s old parking champion master.  Who looks on disapprovingly as his padawan messes up on the first attempt.

This has Enter-the-dragon, bloodsport, and all the rest of those karate to the death movies beat.

Great Sci Fi series, too bad it was cancelled.  Here is a great little video that crosses the memes of motivational posters and Firefly-isms. 

Enjoy!

Old I know but cool.

*BTW this is not real...just so you know...you don't go out and try to shark surf yourself...cause that'd be stupid.

It's true, he told me.

What happens when you don't use a stamp but instead use the exact change taped to the envelope...let's find out shall we?

http://www.monkeyfaq.com/mail/index.html

E-mail error ends up on road sign

The translated Welsh on the bottom states: ""I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated."

ummm...yeah.

Suddenly, it hit me. An experiment is in order.

Redistribution of wealth

heh.

...well as official as we can get on our little "mostly harmless" planet.

Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters

I like this "translation" the best, I might even want to drink it.

yet another PGGB recipe

2 Everclear 151 proof Grain Alcohol
2 Everclear 151 proof Grain Alcohol (frozen)
2 Bacardi 151 proof Rum
3 Limoncello 70 proof Liqueur
1 Rumple Minze 100 proof Liqueur
.5 Goldschläger 97 proof Liqueur
2 Ginger Ale
Blue Decorative Sugar Crystals
Martini Olives

"The taste is rather pleasantly like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick."