I was sent this link and I have to say it’s one of the funniest things I’ve seen on the internet in a while.  Imagine you’re asleep and yet you speak coherently.  Your wife records you and puts the results on the Internet.  Recipe for hilarity.  To understand how this guy’s mind works would be very interesting, to have such vivid dreams and then speak out loud.  I wonder if he has conversations while he’s sleeping?  Here are a few of his quotes that I thought were excellent and need to add to my repertoire:

"You can stop clapping now if you want. Really. You'll need your energy for cheering me later. Shhhhhhhh. shhhhhhhh."

"Don't... Don't put the noodles and the dumplings together in the boat. They'll fight! The noodles are bullies. Poor dumplings."

"I'd rather peel off my skin and bathe my weeping raw flesh in a bath of vinegar than spend any time with you. But that's just my opinion. Don't take it personally."

"You can't be a pirate if you haven't got a beard. I said so. MY boat, MY rules."

"Hey, don't... don't say anything. Why don't you put it in an email, then I can ignore it at my pleasure."

"Peeing standing up rules!"

"WHHOOOoooooooooooo... falling down.............. plop."

"Look out! Marshmallows!"

http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=9629732