...well as official as we can get on our little "mostly harmless" planet.

Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters

I like this "translation" the best, I might even want to drink it.

yet another PGGB recipe

2 Everclear 151 proof Grain Alcohol
2 Everclear 151 proof Grain Alcohol (frozen)
2 Bacardi 151 proof Rum
3 Limoncello 70 proof Liqueur
1 Rumple Minze 100 proof Liqueur
.5 Goldschläger 97 proof Liqueur
2 Ginger Ale
Blue Decorative Sugar Crystals
Martini Olives

"The taste is rather pleasantly like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick."