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    <title>The Wolves are out of the Relegation Zone!</title>
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  <entry>
    <title>Where is Elvis today?</title>
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    <published>2012-02-06T12:34:27.1936291-05:00</published>
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            <font size="3">Yeow! On ur stage, dancin' with Madonna!</font>
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    <title>Where Is Elvis today?</title>
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    <published>2012-02-03T11:58:37.5168294-05:00</published>
    <updated>2012-02-03T11:58:37.5168294-05:00</updated>
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          <strong>
            <font size="4">For your consideration… the Jericho!</font>
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    <title>Where is Elvis Today?</title>
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    <published>2012-02-02T19:52:22.9427456-05:00</published>
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Trippin the light fantastic!
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    <title>Where is Elvis today? 1/27/2012</title>
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    <published>2012-01-30T11:51:05.9213956-05:00</published>
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VIVA, <font size="4">VIVA</font>, <font size="5">VIVA!!</font></p>
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    <title>Where is Elvis today? 1/27/2012</title>
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    <published>2012-01-27T13:21:19.9630577-05:00</published>
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Hey Baby, gimme some Sundance!
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  <entry>
    <title>Where is Elvis today?</title>
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    <published>2012-01-26T11:28:47.268388-05:00</published>
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In honor of my brother, whom we can never find.  I am inaugurating a new feature
here at byrner.com – Where is Elvis Today?
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Yeow, gimme some Hope and Change!
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    <title>This one is for Nick and Daniel&amp;ndash;Custom Star Wars IV&amp;ndash;a new director every 15 seconds for the whole movie.</title>
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Sweetness and light this is cool.
</p>
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…well it’s cool if you’re a geek.
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          <a href="http://vimeo.com/34948855">Star Wars Uncut: Director's Cut</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/casey">Casey
Pugh</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.
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    <title>Flint and Steel&amp;ndash;super slow mo!</title>
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    <title>Want to go for a walk?&amp;ndash;dumb question.</title>
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    <title>The Hobbit&amp;ndash;First Trailer is HERE!</title>
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