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          <a title="http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man-arrested-at-large-hadron-collider-claims-hes-from-the-future-49305387/" href="http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man-arrested-at-large-hadron-collider-claims-hes-from-the-future-49305387/">http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man-arrested-at-large-hadron-collider-claims-hes-from-the-future-49305387/</a>
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A would-be saboteur arrested today at the <a href="http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/0,39029552,49304408,00.htm">Large
Hadron Collider</a> in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future.
Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time
to prevent the LHC from destroying the world. 
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Read more: <a href="http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man-arrested-at-large-hadron-collider-claims-hes-from-the-future-49305387/#ixzz0xuh4Qmml">http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man-arrested-at-large-hadron-collider-claims-hes-from-the-future-49305387/#ixzz0xuh4Qmml</a></p>
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This is great in two possible ways and bad in one.
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        <p>
If he is from the future then this is fascinating and its totally sweet that time
travel is possible.  But then the whole “…prevent the LHC from destroying the
world.” is a bit depressing.
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I don’t put much merit in his warning however because of the nature of his warning.
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"Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the <a href="http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/0,39029552,49304409,00.htm">Higgs
boson</a> led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone.
It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening." 
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So, world destruction by Kit-Kats for everyone.  I fail to see the threat there.
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      <title>Man claims to be from the future and tries to shut down the Large Hadron Collider.</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 15:18:06 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;a title="http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man-arrested-at-large-hadron-collider-claims-hes-from-the-future-49305387/" href="http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man-arrested-at-large-hadron-collider-claims-hes-from-the-future-49305387/"&gt;http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man-arrested-at-large-hadron-collider-claims-hes-from-the-future-49305387/&lt;/a&gt;
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A would-be saboteur arrested today at the &lt;a href="http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/0,39029552,49304408,00.htm"&gt;Large
Hadron Collider&lt;/a&gt; in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future.
Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time
to prevent the LHC from destroying the world. 
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
Read more: &lt;a href="http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man-arrested-at-large-hadron-collider-claims-hes-from-the-future-49305387/#ixzz0xuh4Qmml"&gt;http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man-arrested-at-large-hadron-collider-claims-hes-from-the-future-49305387/#ixzz0xuh4Qmml&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;
This is great in two possible ways and bad in one.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
If he is from the future then this is fascinating and its totally sweet that time
travel is possible.&amp;#160; But then the whole “…prevent the LHC from destroying the
world.” is a bit depressing.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
I don’t put much merit in his warning however because of the nature of his warning.
&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;
&amp;quot;Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the &lt;a href="http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/0,39029552,49304409,00.htm"&gt;Higgs
boson&lt;/a&gt; led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone.
It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening.&amp;quot; 
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt; 
&lt;p&gt;
So, world destruction by Kit-Kats for everyone.&amp;#160; I fail to see the threat there.
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Every home will have one of these in 10 years.
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          <a title="http://www.rationalcraft.com/Winscape.html" href="http://www.rationalcraft.com/Winscape.html">http://www.rationalcraft.com/Winscape.html</a>
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      <title>This is straight out of &amp;ldquo;Total Recall&amp;rdquo;</title>
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Every home will have one of these in 10 years.
&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;a title="http://www.rationalcraft.com/Winscape.html" href="http://www.rationalcraft.com/Winscape.html"&gt;http://www.rationalcraft.com/Winscape.html&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.rationalcraft.com/Winscape.html"&gt;&lt;img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px" title="image" border="0" alt="image" src="http://www.byrner.com/content/binary/WindowsLiveWriter/ThisisstraightoutofTotalRecall_102FB/image_3.png" width="311" height="240" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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Every home will have one of these in 10 years.
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          <a title="http://www.rationalcraft.com/Winscape.html" href="http://www.rationalcraft.com/Winscape.html">http://www.rationalcraft.com/Winscape.html</a>
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      <title>This is straight out of &amp;ldquo;Total Recall&amp;rdquo;</title>
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Every home will have one of these in 10 years.
&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;a title="http://www.rationalcraft.com/Winscape.html" href="http://www.rationalcraft.com/Winscape.html"&gt;http://www.rationalcraft.com/Winscape.html&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
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          <a href="http://www.byrner.com/content/binary/WindowsLiveWriter/BestHotSauce_FDD3/image_2.png">
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          </a>This
guy is advocating the Navy SEALs Hot Sauce<strong>: <a title="http://www.aldenteblog.com/2010/08/this-hot-sauce-will-push-you-to-the-limit.html" href="http://www.aldenteblog.com/2010/08/this-hot-sauce-will-push-you-to-the-limit.html">This
Hot Sauce Will Push You To The Limit</a></strong></p>
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 <strong>Me?  I’m a big fan of Cholula.  I blame my brother Elvis for
this fault.  I find it hard to eat pizza now without a dash (or splash) of cholula
on it.  …and in eggs…and over pasta with olive oil and parmesan cheese.</strong></p>
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      <title>Best Hot Sauce?</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 01:02:48 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;a href="http://www.byrner.com/content/binary/WindowsLiveWriter/BestHotSauce_FDD3/image_2.png"&gt;&lt;img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="image" border="0" alt="image" align="right" src="http://www.byrner.com/content/binary/WindowsLiveWriter/BestHotSauce_FDD3/image_thumb.png" width="50" height="143" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;This
guy is advocating the Navy SEALs Hot Sauce&lt;strong&gt;: &lt;a title="http://www.aldenteblog.com/2010/08/this-hot-sauce-will-push-you-to-the-limit.html" href="http://www.aldenteblog.com/2010/08/this-hot-sauce-will-push-you-to-the-limit.html"&gt;This
Hot Sauce Will Push You To The Limit&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;
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&amp;#160;&lt;strong&gt;Me?&amp;#160; I’m a big fan of Cholula.&amp;#160; I blame my brother Elvis for
this fault.&amp;#160; I find it hard to eat pizza now without a dash (or splash) of cholula
on it.&amp;#160; …and in eggs…and over pasta with olive oil and parmesan cheese.&lt;/strong&gt;
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      <title>Cool free dive video.</title>
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        <p>
This is one of the coolest twists I’ve read about in awhile but what if Ferris and
his girlfriend Sloane are merely the figments of Cameron’s imagination and the culmination
of the movie is him breaking out of his psychosis by destroying his dad’s prized car.
</p>
        <p>
Complete mindbender!
</p>
        <p>
Makes me want to watch the movie again.
</p>
        <p>
Go read about this and other supposed fan theories that make the film better over
at <a href="http://www.cracked.com/article/18367_6-insane-fan-theories-that-actually-make-great-movies-better/">Cracked</a> [caution
- bad language].
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      <title>&amp;ldquo;Ferris Bueller&amp;rsquo;s Day Off&amp;rdquo; through the looking glass of &amp;ldquo;Fight Club&amp;rdquo;</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 00:49:44 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;
This is one of the coolest twists I’ve read about in awhile but what if Ferris and
his girlfriend Sloane are merely the figments of Cameron’s imagination and the culmination
of the movie is him breaking out of his psychosis by destroying his dad’s prized car.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
Complete mindbender!
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
Makes me want to watch the movie again.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
Go read about this and other supposed fan theories that make the film better over
at &lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article/18367_6-insane-fan-theories-that-actually-make-great-movies-better/"&gt;Cracked&lt;/a&gt; [caution
- bad language].
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        <p>
Fascinating.  Listen for the difference between the accent from Los Angeles and
the accent from Seattle and then Toronto.
</p>
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Fascinating.&amp;#160; Listen for the difference between the accent from Los Angeles and
the accent from Seattle and then Toronto.
&lt;/p&gt;
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        <p>
Read about the test here: <a title="http://backcountryaccess.com/blog/?p=1554" href="http://backcountryaccess.com/blog/?p=1554">Float
30 Test at Alpental</a></p>
        <blockquote>
          <p>
“The most difficult part about this procedure is operating in avalanche terrain while
the threat of a real avalanche is high. Bottom line: high avalanche hazard = good
testing conditions.”
</p>
        </blockquote>
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</p>
        <p>
Here’s more information on the product: <a title="http://backcountryaccess.com/english/products/Float30.php" href="http://backcountryaccess.com/english/products/Float30.php">Float
30 Avalanche Airbag</a></p>
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          <a href="http://backcountryaccess.com/english/products/Float30.php">
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      <title>Airbag for Avalanches?: meet the &amp;ldquo;Float 30&amp;rdquo;</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 18:19:05 GMT</pubDate>
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Read about the test here: &lt;a title="http://backcountryaccess.com/blog/?p=1554" href="http://backcountryaccess.com/blog/?p=1554"&gt;Float
30 Test at Alpental&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt; 
&lt;p&gt;
“The most difficult part about this procedure is operating in avalanche terrain while
the threat of a real avalanche is high. Bottom line: high avalanche hazard = good
testing conditions.”
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt; 
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&amp;#160;
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Here’s more information on the product: &lt;a title="http://backcountryaccess.com/english/products/Float30.php" href="http://backcountryaccess.com/english/products/Float30.php"&gt;Float
30 Avalanche Airbag&lt;/a&gt;
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      <title>Rooney&amp;rsquo;s Perfect Kick!</title>
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With one win and one loss Seattle is off to a decent start for the 2010 MLS Season.
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I thought the highlights actually showed a different story than the actual game play. 
The Philly game seemed to be dominated by the Union, better passing and ball control. 
The Sounders definitely put together some good attacks resulting in two goals. 
One of which was an amazing header by Montero after a cleared corner kick.
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Seattle really should have won their second match against the Red Bulls.  Much
better passing, attacks and possession then their first match vs. Philly.  Unfortunately
they were unable to find the back of the net.  Hopefully they can carry that
style of play through the rest of the season though, I thought they did a really good
job of controlling the pace of the match.
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        <p>
Next match is away vs. Real Salt Lake May 10th, then it’s home again to face the Kansas
City Wizards on the 17th.  Go Sounders!!!
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      <title>Catch up on the Sounders 2010 Season</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 01:46:15 GMT</pubDate>
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With one win and one loss Seattle is off to a decent start for the 2010 MLS Season.
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&lt;p&gt;
I thought the highlights actually showed a different story than the actual game play.&amp;#160;
The Philly game seemed to be dominated by the Union, better passing and ball control.&amp;#160;
The Sounders definitely put together some good attacks resulting in two goals.&amp;#160;
One of which was an amazing header by Montero after a cleared corner kick.
&lt;/p&gt;
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Seattle really should have won their second match against the Red Bulls.&amp;#160; Much
better passing, attacks and possession then their first match vs. Philly.&amp;#160; Unfortunately
they were unable to find the back of the net.&amp;#160; Hopefully they can carry that
style of play through the rest of the season though, I thought they did a really good
job of controlling the pace of the match.
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&lt;p&gt;
Next match is away vs. Real Salt Lake May 10th, then it’s home again to face the Kansas
City Wizards on the 17th.&amp;#160; Go Sounders!!!
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        <p>
Messi scored 4 goals against Arsenal in the quarterfinals for the European Champions
League.  It was a stunning display of dominance that has brought on accolades
comparing him to Maradona and Pele.
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And he’s only 22.
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        <p>
The Offside has a great article of the 10 ways to stop him.
</p>
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          <a title="http://www.theoffside.com/tournaments/champions-league/10-ways-to-stop-leo-messi.html" href="http://www.theoffside.com/tournaments/champions-league/10-ways-to-stop-leo-messi.html">10
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Messi scored 4 goals against Arsenal in the quarterfinals for the European Champions
League.&amp;#160; It was a stunning display of dominance that has brought on accolades
comparing him to Maradona and Pele.
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And he’s only 22.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
The Offside has a great article of the 10 ways to stop him.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;a title="http://www.theoffside.com/tournaments/champions-league/10-ways-to-stop-leo-messi.html" href="http://www.theoffside.com/tournaments/champions-league/10-ways-to-stop-leo-messi.html"&gt;10
Ways to Stop Leo Messi&lt;/a&gt;
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