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Shoegazers was a genre of music that encapsulated wall-of-sound type bands like “My
Bloody Valentine”, “Catherine Wheel” and of course Swervedriver.  The Swervies
epitomized this movement and after seeing them live last night I can tell you it is…well…odd.
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You see they are so into the music, into their art, that they don’t interact with
the audience. At. All.
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        <p>
Adam Franklin (the front man) mumbled something to the crowd at the start and then
mumbled something at the end and that was it.  Besides that there was no banter,
no connection, not even many glances at the audience.  It was weird.
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        <p>
Anyways, they do play good music and once they got the sound levels right (about the
4th song) the rest of the concert was great.  Here they are in New York earlier
this year playing the Birds.
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      <title>Swervedriver&amp;ndash;Shoegazers all the way.</title>
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Shoegazers was a genre of music that encapsulated wall-of-sound type bands like “My
Bloody Valentine”, “Catherine Wheel” and of course Swervedriver.&amp;#160; The Swervies
epitomized this movement and after seeing them live last night I can tell you it is…well…odd.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
You see they are so into the music, into their art, that they don’t interact with
the audience. At. All.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
Adam Franklin (the front man) mumbled something to the crowd at the start and then
mumbled something at the end and that was it.&amp;#160; Besides that there was no banter,
no connection, not even many glances at the audience.&amp;#160; It was weird.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
Anyways, they do play good music and once they got the sound levels right (about the
4th song) the rest of the concert was great.&amp;#160; Here they are in New York earlier
this year playing the Birds.
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I can’t respectably root for a club in the Championship (England's tier 2 league). 
I’m gonna have to change clubs.  I am leaning towards Fullham.  Clint Dempsey
plays for them and they are a top mid-table club on the rise.  So. Wolverhampton,
you are on notice.  I can find a new team if you don’t sharpen up your play here
at the end of the season.
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      <title>What happens if the Wolves go down&amp;hellip;</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 15:53:01 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;
I can’t respectably root for a club in the Championship (England's tier 2 league).&amp;#160;
I’m gonna have to change clubs.&amp;#160; I am leaning towards Fullham.&amp;#160; Clint Dempsey
plays for them and they are a top mid-table club on the rise.&amp;#160; So. Wolverhampton,
you are on notice.&amp;#160; I can find a new team if you don’t sharpen up your play here
at the end of the season.
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          <a href="http://www.byrner.com/content/binary/Windows-Live-Writer/Where-is-Elvis-Today3142012_D4DC/Flogging%20Molly_2.jpg">
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          <strong>
            <font size="4">Flogging Molly concert!  ‘nuff said!</font>
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      <title>Where is Elvis Today?&amp;ndash;3/14/2012</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2012 22:09:34 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font size="4"&gt;Flogging Molly concert!&amp;#160; ‘nuff said!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;
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          <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holi">
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            <font size="4">Festival of Color, baby!</font>
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      <title>Where is Elvis today? &amp;ndash; 03/12/2012</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:51:47 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font size="4"&gt;Festival of Color, baby!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;
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      <title>The Wolves are out of the Relegation Zone!</title>
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          <a href="http://www.byrner.com/content/binary/Windows-Live-Writer/Where-is-Elvis-today_8562/Madonna_CLo_and_Elvis_2.jpg">
            <img style="background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px" title="Madonna_CLo_and_Elvis" border="0" alt="Madonna_CLo_and_Elvis" src="http://www.byrner.com/content/binary/Windows-Live-Writer/Where-is-Elvis-today_8562/Madonna_CLo_and_Elvis_thumb.jpg" width="598" height="471" />
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          <strong>
            <font size="3">Yeow! On ur stage, dancin' with Madonna!</font>
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      <title>Where is Elvis today?</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:34:27 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.byrner.com/content/binary/Windows-Live-Writer/Where-is-Elvis-today_8562/Madonna_CLo_and_Elvis_2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px" title="Madonna_CLo_and_Elvis" border="0" alt="Madonna_CLo_and_Elvis" src="http://www.byrner.com/content/binary/Windows-Live-Writer/Where-is-Elvis-today_8562/Madonna_CLo_and_Elvis_thumb.jpg" width="598" height="471" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;Yeow! On ur stage, dancin' with Madonna!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
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          <a href="http://www.byrner.com/content/binary/Windows-Live-Writer/Where-Is-Elvis-today_7D97/elvis_jericho_2.png">
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          <strong>
            <font size="4">For your consideration… the Jericho!</font>
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      <title>Where Is Elvis today?</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:58:37 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;a href="http://www.byrner.com/content/binary/Windows-Live-Writer/Where-Is-Elvis-today_7D97/elvis_jericho_2.png"&gt;&lt;img style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" title="elvis_jericho" border="0" alt="elvis_jericho" src="http://www.byrner.com/content/binary/Windows-Live-Writer/Where-Is-Elvis-today_7D97/elvis_jericho_thumb.png" width="656" height="514" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font size="4"&gt;For your consideration… the Jericho!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;
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Trippin the light fantastic!
</p>
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      <title>Where is Elvis Today?</title>
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&lt;a href="http://www.byrner.com/content/binary/Windows-Live-Writer/Where-is-Elvis-Today_ECF9/elvis_today_20120202_2.png"&gt;&lt;img style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" title="elvis_today_20120202" border="0" alt="elvis_today_20120202" src="http://www.byrner.com/content/binary/Windows-Live-Writer/Where-is-Elvis-Today_ECF9/elvis_today_20120202_thumb.png" width="592" height="664" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
Trippin the light fantastic!
&lt;/p&gt;
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VIVA, <font size="4">VIVA</font>, <font size="5">VIVA!!</font></p>
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      <title>Where is Elvis today? 1/27/2012</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 16:51:05 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;a href="http://www.byrner.com/content/binary/Windows-Live-Writer/Where-is-Elvis-today-1272012_7C17/elvis_today_20120130_2.png"&gt;&lt;img style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" title="elvis_today_20120130" border="0" alt="elvis_today_20120130" src="http://www.byrner.com/content/binary/Windows-Live-Writer/Where-is-Elvis-today-1272012_7C17/elvis_today_20120130_thumb.png" width="646" height="428" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
VIVA, &lt;font size="4"&gt;VIVA&lt;/font&gt;, &lt;font size="5"&gt;VIVA!!&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
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Hey Baby, gimme some Sundance!
</p>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:21:19 GMT</pubDate>
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Hey Baby, gimme some Sundance!
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